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1- Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking … Aah!…Oww!
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The invisible Dragon of Destiny.
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Uuhhs… I’ve only seen paintings of that painting.
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Aah…ah…ha…ha…ha… Heeyah…yah.. Aah…ah…ah..
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Noo..! Ho…oh, oh, oh…
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The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors.
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Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army.
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Hello? Have you finished sightseeing?
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Sorry. I should have come to see you first.
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My patience is running thin. Ohh?
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Well. I mean, it’s not like you are going anywhere.
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You turn around. Sure.
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Hey, how is it going? How do you get 500…Master Shifu!… Ooh!…
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Ohh…whooo…
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Someone broke that… But I’m going to fix it…I…
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Do you have some glue… Whooo….
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Aah…ouch…ooo! I’ve a splinter.
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So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior? Hmm…
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Ahh, I guess so? Wrong!
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You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior…
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… until you’ve learned the secret of the Dragon scroll.
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Wow…so… How does this work?
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Do you have a ladder? a trampoline or…?
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Umph…You think it is that easy?
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That I’m just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?
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No! I…
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One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu
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and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.
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Someone like me? Yes!
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Look at you! This fat blob. Flabby arms.
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Those are sensitive. in the flabby parts.
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And this ridiculous belly. Hey…whooo…
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And utter disregard for personal hygiene. Now wait a minute.
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That’s a little uncalled for. Don’t stand that close. I can smell your breath.
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Listen, Oogway said that I was the…
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Uh… the Wushi Finger Hold.
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Never… Master Shifu don’t…
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Haa…oh… You know this hold?
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Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty. Yes.
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Oh. Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky.
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No, no, no…
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You know the hardest part of this?… The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.
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Humm… Okay. Okay, take it easy.
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Now listen closely, Panda.
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Oogway may have picked you, but when I’m through with you,…
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I promise you, you’re going to wish he hadn’t.
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Are we clear?
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Yes, we’re clear, we’re clear. We are so clear.
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Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I can’t wait to get started.
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Let’s begin.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Now? Yes now.
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Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior.
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Okay. Well, I don’t know if I can do all of those moves.
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Well, if we don’t try, we will never know, will we?
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Yes, it’s just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.
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And what level is that? Well you know…
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I’m not a master, but let’s just start at zero.
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Level zero. There is no such thing as level zero.
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Hey, maybe I can start with that.
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That. We use that for training children.
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And popping the door open when it is hot.
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But if you insist.
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Wow… The Furious Five.
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You’re so much bigger than your action figures.
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Except for you, Mantis. You’re about the same.
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Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.
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Ahh…Are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?
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Hit it. Okay, I mean, I just ate,
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and so I’m still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as later on.
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Just hit it.
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What’d you got? You’ve got nothing cos’ I got it right here.
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You picking on my friends? Get ready to fell the thunder.
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Come on, crazy feet. What’re you going to do about crazy feet?
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Come on. I’m a blur. I’m a blur. You’ve never seen Bear style.
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You’ve only seen Praying Mantis.
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Or Monkey style. Imagine snake-kiddy Snake.
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Would you hit it!
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Alright. Alright.
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Why don’t you try it again? A little harder.
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How’s that? Oohhh…
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Oh, that hurts!
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This will be easier than I thought.
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Feeling a little nausea… Ouch, ouch, ouch!
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Oohh… My tenders.
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How did I do?
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There is now a level zero.
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Don’t deny that. I don’t understand what Master Oogway was thinking.
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Poor guy is going to get himself killed. He is so fighty.
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The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire.
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When he walks, the very ground shakes.
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One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.
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Yes. Or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes.
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Okay.
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Great.
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Ooouuch!
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Oh hey. Hi. You’re up?
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Am now. I was just..er…someday…eh?
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The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore.
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I’ve had a long day and rather disappointing day, so…er…
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Ya…I should probably get to sleep now.
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Ya… Ya…of course. Okay. Thanks.
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It’s just, I’m such a big fan…
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You guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the Weeping River.
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Outnumbered. A thousand to one. But, you didn’t stop. You just,….
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Oh. Sorry about that.
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Ahh… Look you don’t belong here.
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Er…I know, I know. You’re right.
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I don’t have it. It’s just, my whole life, I dream of…
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No, no, no. I meant you don’t belong here, I mean in this room.
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But this is my room. Property of Crane.
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Oh, okay right, right. So…
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Ya, you want to get to sleep. Keeping you up.
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We’ve got big things tomorrow.
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Alright. You are awesome. The last thing I’m going to say. Okay, bye-bye.
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What was that? I didn’t say anything.
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Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well.
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Seem a little bit awkward.
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Master Tigress, didn’t mean to wake you. Just a…
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You don’t belong here. Ah ya…ya, of course…
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This is your room… I mean you don’t belong in the Jade Palace.
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You’re a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect of who we are,
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and what we do, you will be gone by morning.
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Big fan.
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I see you’ve found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
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Is that what this is? I’m so sorry.
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I thought it was just a regular peach tree.
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I understand, you eat when you are upset.
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Upset? I’m not upset. Why would I be upset?
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So, why are you upset?
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I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu.
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In the history of China.
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In the history of sucking.
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Probably. And the Five…man,
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you should have seen them, they totally hate me.
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Totally. How’s Shifu ever going to turn me
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into the Dragon Warrior?
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I mean I’m not like the Five, I’ve got no claws.
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No wings, no venom.
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Even Mantis got those thingies.
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May be I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
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Quit. Don’t quit. Noodles. Don’t noodles.
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You are too concerned with what was and what will be.
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There’s a saying. Yesterday is history,
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Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift.
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That is why it is called the “present".
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Oh No! What’s happening?
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To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!
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Fire Cross-Bow! Fire!

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