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1- Approaching terminator line.
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Roger that, be advice radio static.
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Roger that.
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Seven, three, eleven.
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum touch down in T-minus 12,
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eleven, ten, nine,
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eight, seven, six,
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five, four, three,
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two, one.
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Now drop the banners.
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– All set. – Must we?
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– The Eagle has landed baby. – Please keep that fool off the main frequency.
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Are getting a reading on you end too, Sanders?
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Mission control I can confirm vast quantity of Helium 3.
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– The reading are stronger this way. – You’re breaking up, pls be advice you may be nearing meteor shower…
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Adjust to communicate…
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No fucking way.
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Hey, Sanders, what do you do with that thing hopping around over there?
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I thought you suppose to take some photos of me.
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– Washington, have you got a visual on… – What was that, Houston?
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– Hey, Washington, it’s Helium 3. – What?
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It’s Helium 3 mine. Get over here! Hey, there’s something over here you need to see.
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No, Sanders! Sanders!
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Oh, god.
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Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch. I need to get out of here.
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In English, now.
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Where are we from?
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– Siegfried. – The earth.
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And when did we leave?
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– Brunhild – 1945.
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– And where did we go? – The dark side of the moon.
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Brilliant.
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Don’t try to play dumb with me.
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It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the moon.
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– Talk about disaster. – No disrespect, madam president,
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but I’m pretty sure it was your idea.
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It was my great idea have they succeeded, now it’s your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn’t hire you for stupid ideas, I hire you because of your modest touch.
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Now my polls are in the toilet and that election is just weeks.
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You’d drop the ball, Vivian. You!
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Now, I need a miracle. Get me a miracle.
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Actually, how was sending those two astronauts to the moon? Suppose to get me reelected, exactly.
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We haven’t been to the moon for fifty years. One of them was black.
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– Thought it would look good. – Look good how?
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Like I said one of them was black.
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted years ago with that errand boy, Alan Powell?
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– Colin Powell. – That was close.
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– And where are you going? – The UN, to do my job.
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The Great Dictator by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world famous short films.
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which illustrates in ten minutes his wish that one day, the entire world
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that we will be in the great fuhrer wise and gentle hands.
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– Any questions? – I have a question.
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In my classroom, we are here to strictly form a manner in addressing one another.
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To what do we owe the honor of this visit?
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We capture an earthling. Your expertise is required.
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No, no, no.
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I love sauerkraut.
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And Volkswagen. Driving pleasure.
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Hey, German words, right? You know, this is it.
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Where I come from we speak German too.
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You’ll be sorry you did that white boy.
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