1- If I eliminate the moon fuhrer.
Um… So Klaus, is this clown joining us?
what did you all buy tickets?
Great, ok, don’t you want to introduce me to your friends?
Get your hooks off me. You cristal nut piece-of-shit
I can make it worthwhile for you. Please,let me go
I am here to tell you that I have nothing to do with you and your plans.
He fell for the old one last blow job offer.
God! Nazis are stupid.
My compliments on your marksmanship
Shame. She was such a nice girl. Just have to kill her later.
So, it was real?
– All this time. – Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman.
I have a planet to conquer.
I will just grab this.
Good luck with the rest of your life.
Thank you, Kelly. Moments ago New York has become under attack
Witnesses claimed to have see hundred of UFOs appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
Billy get that, get that. Are you getting that?
Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across.
I’m seeing what appear to be weapons of some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
Oh, my god! It’s opening fire. It’s opening fire. I’m going to hide.
– Okyou see the thing is, the Klaus… – I know it was you doing.
– It’s wonderful. – It’s wonderful?
It’s brilliant. I’m a wartime president now.
All the presidents who start a war in their first term
always get reelected, I thought, I was gonna have to bomb Australia or something.
But now, you bring me real..
– Who are these guys anyway? – Nazis
– from the moon. – Real life Nazis
Holy shit, this is keep getting better and better.
You are a miracle worker, babe.
They are the only guys we ever actually managed to beat in a fair fight.
I’m just like Franklin D. Roosevelt. Only you know, I’m not a spastic.
I knew you would be excited.
So if you’re Roosevelt, then who is your General Patton or, you know, MacArthur.
Minister Scretary of Defense. Do you have any thoughts on this?
– Me? – Hey, you’re the miracle worker.
Apparently you dodge bullets, too.
– I wouldn’t know… – What to wear? You’ll think of something,
– You always do. – Madam President…
Ready to face the music?
Escape from the Nazis.
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